HELLO I’M BACK. (Sorry, I was busy at new year and then spent a few days in recovery after a sixteen month wait for a TV show that I’m probably too invested in for it to be healthy…)
On the twelfth day of awesome, this here wiz presents:
Twelve apocalyptic scenarios
Eleven awesome updates
Ten pets a-playing
Nine pictures taken
Eight books for reading
Seven things to do
Six cakes a-baking
Fiiiive videee-ohhhs…
Four epic mounts
Three cool things
Two festive poems
and a post excusing her absence…
(Urgh, now I remember why I don’t write too much poetry… I’m not too good at it. Eesh.)
So, today, I was almost stuck for things to do. almost. (Tomorrow, I will be stuck for things to do… Any ideas, put zem in ze comments.) BUT THEN I thought “Well, the last thing I did was 11 things about 2011, so now I can do 12 things about 2012. So what does one associate with 2012? The apocalypse, of course!”
As such, here are twelve ways the world Spiral might end in 2012 in Wizard101. (Note: these are all completely unfeasible and most are ludicrously silly. Enjoy.)
1. Malistaire, obviously. Who better than our favourite evil villain to rise from the dead (that’s the impossible bit, technically) and rule over the Spiral once and for all? No one. Exactly.
2. Flood. Massive Spiral-encompassing flood… Like Noah’s ark, only this time we’re bringing the unicorns, okay?
3. The Spiral implodes. I have no explanation for this.
4. The Intergalactic police decide to build a space-bypass thing (can’t remember the name) right through Wizard City. (HA HA HA if you don’t get this you should probably read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy RIGHT NOW.)
5. A meteor made of draconians will come from Dragonspyre. I did warn you these were going to be silly.
6. Wizard City will spontaneously burst into flames. BOOM. But then the pyromancers would survive… You’d better save the rest of us.
7. A calendar from an ancient wizarding civilisation could stop. (Really guys? They probably just got bored.)
8. Supervolcanic eruption. I’ve been doing too much geography homework.
9. An Earthquake gone wrong swallows everyone into the ground. Tut tut, silly novice trying spells that are too hard.
10. The gobblers will start munching their way through all of the planets. Quick, everyone! To Colossus Boulevard! And bring all the jellybeans you own…
11. Angry gorilla cartoon. Don’t pretend you weren’t scared. He’s watching you. ALL of you. No one messes with the angry gorilla from Zafaria.
12. The game crashes. Now that WOULD be an apocalyptic scenario… *shiver*
Ahhh… That was a lovely topic for a post, wasn’t it? Expect something just as (or even more!) exciting tomorrow… Assuming I have any ideas as for what to put… YAY SUSPENSE
Diviner OUT!
I honestly have to respond to each in turn. I was laughing since one.
ReplyDeleteC:
1. Too true.
2. I mean honestly? How can you forget unicorns! And dragons and tritons and phoenix's and all those awesome creatures!? (Except homofrog, that spell creeps me out).
3. Well, I would say it would be like sucked into a massive black hole. Then it's spaghettified (real scientific term there, got an A+ on my black hole report I know what I'm talking about.... most of the time anyway).
4. Agreed. (Also like in The Last Mimsy)
5. I don't really get that unless Malistaire really did come back to life.
6. Little children should learn not to play with fire. (tsk tsk).
7. Or they died. It takes a long time to write out a calender preparing you for the next 2,000 some-odd years.
8. We're starting a geology unit now!! I used to be really addicted to studying volcanoes. The Pompeii one especially.
9. What about a Storm wizard practicing Tempest too hard from #2??
10. But.... I don't own jellybeans....
11. Like Planet of the Apes!! (Oh dear, please don't take over the Spiral Mr. Gorilla!)
12. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well, that already happened to me. But it was because the computer memory was all crowded. Delete a few things and it's all good! But crashing..... NOOOO!!